Day Two - Nicole Arrives Home to Discover that her Screenplay has Written Itself

It was quite a treat, finding it there on the dining room table, all neatly piled and ready to go. Only a week ago, I'd had half a mind to throw it out on the street, being such a free-loader and all. But after a series of heart-to-hearts (and full-on fighting) my screenplay took the hint, and wrote itself and presented itself to me as it should - one hundred twenty pages and perfect. I went about my daily rituals, brushing my hair, chatting with friends, hanging my suit to dry, and just as I was about to sit down to read my new fully-fledged screenplay - it evaporated! Just like that! Right into thin air. I said to myself, "Wow. I thought spontaneous combustion was just a myth."