Thursday, September 24, 2009

Day Three - Nicole Loses Her Mind at Post Office, Gets It Back at Liquor Store

Is there a Palme D'Or for most festival submissions in one day? For most customs forms? For most addressing and return addressing and most writing "Non-Commercial. Non-Pornographic. For Cultural Purposes Only"? For most turns standing in the queue? For most listening to screaming children and most screaming patrons and most screaming postal workers and then some homeless man who felt left out? No. According to the Program Director at Cannes, there is not. But there is Johnny Walker Black.

3 comments:

  1. And of course there's the Palme de Merde for the most festival rejections.

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  2. any luck with that? I like how you ended this post. happy new year.

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