Day One - Nicole Realizes She's Not the Only Screenwriter in the World

Today I came to the awful realization that I am not, as I once believed, the only screenwriter in the world.   In fact, the earth is crawling with them.   They're difficult to spot at first, but luckily none of them can keep it a secret - just ask them what they've been up to lately - "Oh, you know, " they say, feigning humility, "just working on my feature script."  

Bingo.